Extraits

Last question: Will I really get zapped by lightining if I call Zeus's Fist the "Poop Pile"?

PJ: Only one way to find out!

NdA: Go ahead, kid! I'm sure my dad would love to meet you.

AC: Percy! Nico!

PJ and NdA: Anna-be-eth!

AC: Percy!

PJ: What? Oh. Guess that makes life here sound a little dangerous.

NdA: Deadly, even.

AC: Nico!

PJ and NdA: Anna-be-eth!

AC: Idiots.

THANKS A LOT, DAD by Connor Stoll

People think I'm a thief, a sneak, a pickpocket, and a lock picker. They're right, of course, but c'mon - how else am I supposed to spend my time while waiting for a quest?

Praise me, demigods!

I made you this helpful film.

Trust me. It's awsome.

-Haiku by Apollo

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Trust me. The film was more awful than awsome.

-PJ

"Caves?"

"Only one available, and Apollo as claimed it for his Oracle."

Apollo's chiton was so short, I held my breath throughout this scene, praying he didn't bend over.

-P.J.

"Nico." Will patted his boyfriend's arm. "You're scaring the other campers."

"More than usual," Julia Feingold muttered under her breath.

"Oh, come on," Nico protested. "You've all heard that annoying song, right? It's from Welcome to Camp Half-Blood."

Nobody responded.