Chocolate Lovers, Tome 1 : Seduction and Snacks
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- Tara Sivec (Écrivain)
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Hello, my name is Claire Morgan and I never want to have children.
For those of you out there who feel the same way, is it just me or does it seem like you’re in the middle of a horrible Alcoholics Anonymous meeting whenever someone finds out you never want children? Should I stand up, greet the room as a whole, and confess what brings me to the seventh circle of hell I constantly find myself in? It’s a house of horrors where I’m surrounded by pregnant women asking me to touch their protruding bellies and have in-depth discussions about their vaginas. They don’t understand why the words placenta and afterbirth should never be used in a sentence. Ever. Especially over coffee in the middle of the day.
You know what brought me to this decision? The video we saw in health class in sixth grade. The one set back in the seventies that had some woman screaming bloody murder with sweat dripping off of her face while her husband lovingly pat her forehead with a towel and told her she was doing great. Then the camera panned down to the crime scene between her legs: the blood, the goo, the gore, and the humungous p**n bush that now had a tiny little head squeezing its way out. While most of the girls around me were saying, “Awwwwwww!” when the baby started to cry, I looked around at them in revulsion muttering, “What the hell is wrong with you people? That is NOT normal.” From that moment on, my motto was: I’m never having children.
“So, Claire, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I’m never having children.”
“Claire, did you choose a major yet?”
“I’m never having children.”
“Would you like fries with that?”
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HILARANT! :D :D :D
Si vous cherchez un livre qui vous fera rire aux éclats par des situations improbables, des quiproquo, des moments inappropriés, des malentendus, des humiliations, ou encore des vagins penis shit et autre gros mots balancés ça et là, ce livre est fait pour vous!!!!
Et je vous rassure, il y a aussi pleins de moments super cute qui vous feront lâcher un petit "ooooh" ou "aawww ils sont adooooorables"
Les personnages sont charmants et maladroits, l'histoire est très agréable et rafraîchissante, mais un conseil: si vous ne voulez pas passer pour une attardée mentale qui rigole, pleure, glousse et gesticule toute seule devant son livre, je vous déconseille de le lire en public!
Aussi, si c'est votre premier livre en anglais, je vous conseil d'en lire quelques autres avant, car il y a quelques tournures de phrases et expressions qui vous paraitront bien plus drôle si vous les avez déjà rencontrez avant.
Quoi qu'il en soit, ce livre est un petit bijou d'humour, et vous n'allez jamais découvrir des familles aussi déjantées que celles de Claire et Carter, Liz et Jim ou encore Drew et Jenny! Excellent livre si vous recherchez quelque chose de léger à lire cet été!
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Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
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