Q : You're presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective ? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this ?
A : Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand to the top, try to hang on long enough for a comrade to either grab your hand at the top or for another comrade to push your butt over from below. It takes teamwork !
BKA (Bird-Kid answer) : Or, you could just, like, fly over it.
Q : Twenty yards of dirt to crowl across on your belly. The catch ? Rows and rows of barbed wire, strung eighteen inches off the ground. How do you get across without being snagged ?
A : Do th "sniper" crawl. Be sure not to raise your butt or shoulders or head too high. Ouch.
BKA : What can I say ? We've been crawling like rats and slithering like snakes for years. How else to sneak up on each other, hiding beneath the bed frame to grab Iggy's ankle when he gets up for a a drink of water ? Plus, we're really thin. If we keep our wings tucked in tight, no worries.
Q : Is there anything a bird kid can't do ?
A : No. Apparenty not.
BKA : Well, we still totally fall down in the table-manners departement. I'm juste saying.
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