When I fall in love

The List

Three rules for The List

1. Nothing overly sentimental

2. Nothing expensive

3. Nothing predictable

1.Sneak into Brighton Library and stick smiley-face Post-its dreary books.

2.Spend the night in a treehouse.

3.Buy embarrassing fridge magnets from seaside towns and display on home fridge.

4.Paddle in Victoria Fountain wearing wellies.

5.Dress up as our favourite Pixar characters.

6.Tap-dance along Brighton Pier.

7.Lie in the black garden and count shooting stars.

8.Decorate the rubbish bins on the promenade with tinsel in July.

9.Dance in the rain, wearing sunhats.

10.Have a picnic on Brighton beach wearing a ballgown (you) and black tie (me).

11.Do “The Birdy Song” in the veg aisle at Sainsbury's.

12.Kidnap a garden gnome for a night.

13.Buy spacehoppers and race along Islingword Street (I will whop your 'hopper ass, by the way, but don't let me win just because I'm dying).

14.Count jet-skiers for an afternoon and do a robot dance for every ten you see.

15.Sneak into Brighton Home Stores at night and rearange the cushions on all the sofas (to freak out Jim).

16.Spend the day calling each other Bert (you) and Ernie (me).

17.Watch Seven Brides for Seven Brothers five times in a row (dressed as cowboys and singing every song).

18.Wear rockstar mullet wigs for a day but don't refer to them at all.

19.Dress up as old people and feed seagulls on the prom (shouting at them obligatory).

20.Eat ice cream listening to Bob Dylan songs.

21.Buy a waffle iron (just because I've always wanted one) and throw a “Make Your Own Waffle” party.

22.Walk backwards across zebracrossings for a day.

23.Find the biggest puddle and jump in it.

24.Buy an ice cream every time we see an ice cream van (chase it down the streets if necessary).

25.Find a field of sheep and has at them.

26.Spend a whole day in bed together.

27.Speak in Shakespeare English for an entire day.

28.Walk round Brighton with bunches of gladioli in our back pockets (to make Morrissey proud).

29.Have a pillow fight around the house (and continue in the street if I'm not winning!).

30.Go into the Pound Shop and ask the assistants how much everything costs.

31.Buy a bunch of helium balloons from the balloon seller near the Pier who never smiles and release them one by one as we walk along the beach.

32.Do “The Monkees” cross-leg dance all the way from Brighton station down Queen's Road to the seafront.

33.Hire a tandem and whistle the theme tune to “The Great Escape” whenever we ride it.

34.Sit and kiss on every bench we can find.

35.Play“Strip Jenga”.

36.Wear watching outfits for a night at the pub.

37.Go to the cinema when it opens and watch back-to-back films all day.

38.Have afternoon tea dressed as clowns.

39.Watch “The Matrix” and high-five every time someone says “Neo” or “Mister”.

40.Sneak onto a kids' playground after dark and play on the swings.

41.Waltz around the Royal Pavilion Gardens.

42.Do a forfeit every time you say YES or I say NO for a whole day.

43.Borrow in-line skates and travel up and down Gardner Street (since neither you or I can skate, this will hilarious).

44.Do an interpretive dance at a bus stop (and don't laugh...).

45.Hold hands from the moment we wake till the moment we go to bed.

46.Stay up all night watching Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy films.

47.Spend a day quoting as many song lyrics as we can.

48.Hand out lollipops to radom strangers.

49.Fill the house with fairy lights and candles-no standard lights allowed.

50.Read the box messages-all of them.

51.Visit Paris, stand on the second tier of the Eiffel Tower, kiss and shout “C'est magnifique” over the city.