Extraits

“Hi, I’m Bill, and I love comedies, I hate horror flicks, and if I had legs, I’d learn how to tap dance, but I don’t. But I have suction cups, so I can stick to tiled walls, so I’m kinda like Spiderman. And last I checked, he can’t tap dance either.”

“We hold up in concrete jungles and think ourselves the top of the food chain, and when we venture into the wild and are killed for food, we’re surprised and kill out of revenge instead of looking at the balance of nature.”

“Are you…are you saying my ass is part of saving the world’s oceans?”

Cooper laughed. “Yes, I guess I am.”

“Damn!” Alex looked off in thought, not seeing anything. “And they claim change is painful, yet I get orgasms for it.”