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I don’t give a shit how it happened, the window is broken... Wait, why is there syrup everywhere? Okay, you know what? Now I give a shit how it happened. Let’s hear it.
Afficher en entierYou know you can stay here. All I ask is that you pick up your shit so you don’t leave your bedroom looking like it was just used for a gang bang. Also, sorry that your girlfriend dumped you.
Afficher en entierThe worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.
Afficher en entierDo people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.
Afficher en entierThat woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
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