Perfection is the last place on earth. Everything else was destroyed long before I was born but I don't know how. Don't ask questions. That's what they've always taught me. Don't ask questions and keep the law. Or what? I never knew the answer to that until someone kidnapped me and showed me what was really behind the walls of Perfection. Now I'm breaking the law every day, I can't trust anyone, and I'm learning exactly what it takes to make a place so Perfect. But around here, too much knowledge will lead to your death.

Eric Northman
and the staff of Fangtasia
Request the honor of your presence
at Fangtasia's annual party
to celebrate the birthday of
the Lord of Darkness
Prince Dracula